Courtroom Blunders
Vi fick en uppgift i Engelskan idag. Vi fick välja papper med en uppgift på varje. Vi valde den vänstra “because the right way is aways wrong”, som min partner uttryckte det. I varje fall:
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you pegan the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patioent have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
Jag har endast tagit med första delen. Den kommer från ett kopieringsunderlag tillhörande Progress Gold.
twominutesofhate sa,
december 5, 2008 den 9:45 f m
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Den var rolig!