Courtroom Blunders

december 3, 2008 at 6:20 e m (Okategoriserade)

Vi fick en uppgift i Engelskan idag. Vi fick välja papper med en uppgift på varje. Vi valde den vänstra ”because the right way is aways wrong”, som min partner uttryckte det. I varje fall:

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you pegan the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patioent have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.

Jag har endast tagit med första delen. Den kommer från ett kopieringsunderlag tillhörande Progress Gold.

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